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Quitting & layoffs
What does it mean when your boss says "This is a business decision, it's not personal"?
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Real meaning
It's final, and please don't make me feel bad about it.
Subtext
Mostly protects the person saying it, so the bad news feels like nobody's fault.
BS index — Heavy spin
70%
Suggested reply
I understand. Then let's handle it like business: please put severance, references, and my employment verification in writing.
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