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What does it mean when your boss says "We're like a family here"?
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Real meaning
We'll ask for family-level loyalty, but pay you by the contract.
Subtext
Family doesn't count overtime, feels awkward asking for raises, and doesn't leave. That's the point.
BS index — Pure corporate
92%
Suggested reply
I value the team too. Let's also keep scope and overtime clear so this works long term for everyone.
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